Yes folks, it’s really happening! No, not Ragnarök. The Mayans were wrong, too. As it turns out the Harbinger of Doom is a fiery redhead! Legend has foretold that her union to a giant ManBear will likely bring about the end of all creation.
Mark your calendars for October 18th, 2014 and begin your doomsday preparations.
Stock up on your milk, bread and eggs now. Supplies are limited!